New Mark's Page.
The band cannot figure out what is wrong with Mark "B". Sure he talks funny, but he was raised some
where funny (Lon Giland). That is not what is wrong with him. He is a great guitar player and kind to the
other guitar players with out treating them like they took the short bus to the gig. (It is short and yellow,
but so was Bruce Lee).
Mark is slightly younger that the rest of the band. It is that few year delay in his birth is evident only
during his guitar leads. In the picture below we have the band playing one of our favorite 'get 'em up and
cheer' songs: "Me and you and a dog named Boo". It may not be obvious to anyone but the most astute
musicians, but what Mark is poised to do in this picture is to inject a blistering Eddie Van Halen "finger
tap" guitar solo into what should be a soft country ballad. [But this is not what is wrong with Mark...]
The band cannot figure out what is wrong with Mark "B". Sure he talks funny, but he was raised some
where funny (Lon Giland). That is not what is wrong with him. He is a great guitar player and kind to the
other guitar players with out treating them like they took the short bus to the gig. (It is short and yellow,
but so was Bruce Lee).
Mark is slightly younger that the rest of the band. It is that few year delay in his birth is evident only
during his guitar leads. In the picture below we have the band playing one of our favorite 'get 'em up and
cheer' songs: "Me and you and a dog named Boo". It may not be obvious to anyone but the most astute
musicians, but what Mark is poised to do in this picture is to inject a blistering Eddie Van Halen "finger
tap" guitar solo into what should be a soft country ballad. [But this is not what is wrong with Mark...]
| Below, Mark sings, much to the enjoyment of all 44 Italians that come to see Mark at almost every show. The Italians have taken to whooping, cheering and screaming when Mark sings. The general bar patrons become concerned and back away. [But this is not what is wrong with Mark.] |
Here is Mark's wife Eileen and her
girlfriend Trouble. [They are not
what is wrong with Mark]
As you can see in this picture, they
are on their bestest behavior and
that means that Mark is not
presently singing.
girlfriend Trouble. [They are not
what is wrong with Mark]
As you can see in this picture, they
are on their bestest behavior and
that means that Mark is not
presently singing.
| Three or four times during each show, Mark decides to kill Wanda. I cannot recall what she did this time, but Steve and Jim usually marvel at his restraint. [This is not what is wrong with Mark] |
| I guess the only thing wrong with Mark maybe the people he plays music with. What did Groucho Marx say? "I wouldn't want to play in a band that would have me as a member". Yeah, it was something like that...I think. |