Here is a very nice picture of Mark Moore
who is playing the guitar that makes the
pretty sounds. He is sneaking up on
Wanda who seems to sense that there is
an invader pointing the business end of
an instrument at her spleen. Mark's
tendency to attack whilst yet unprovoked
has led to a sad lack of Wanda wearing
short skirts during shows or anytime she
may be facing the wrong direction in a
vulnerable manner.
"Tuner trauma" was what the attending
Physician had called the injury, but even
he, could not keep a straight face when
discussing it.
Mark has since been required to face
the back of the stage, away from W and
clearly state his intentions when
approaching stage right.
 As can be plainly seen by the lacking 1/2
of Mark's right index finger, W's 'laser
beam eyes of death' cannot be
discounted in any battle where stage
territory is disputed.
Mark here is smartly dress in his
"Shades of the Connecticut River"
ensemble, featuring outer shirt "before
rain", inner shirt "after rain" and pants
done in "paintings from 1885".
Greeeaat Picture here. Mark is seen in this timely photograph at his very best. He is a very sensitive
individual who, being in tune with the band's emotional well being, is always on the look out for potential
disaster and is keen to avoid it. Mark is just noticing that Jim (who suffers from necrophilia, a condition
where he may swear uncontrollably and fall spontaneously asleep at any time) has just yelled "FRACK the
TOASTERS" and now is asleep, but has not yet fallen down. Mark knows that Steve does not care and
Wanda has taken to standing 5 feet and 10 inches away from the 5 foot 9 inch gravity challenged boy in
red, so in an effort to promote a happy ending, Mark dashed across the stage with his guitar pointing the
way like a rhino. He skewered 'Slumberboy' in a away such that Jim fell over his monitor and off the stage
smashing safely on the floor where he could not cause Steve to miss a beat and hence saved the day.
Unnoticably, W was knocked off stage forward where she incurred a hematoba, crushing a frog and
several crickets.
Mark is caught here singing his falsetto
rendition of the great Tiny Tim's "Tip Toe
Through the Tulips" on his very fancy banjo.
Always a crowd pleaser, this is usually
followed by the theme from "Then Came
Bronson", the early 70's TV show starring a
motorcycle. After the preamble to "Barrett's
Privateers" the banjo is put away for the night.
Mark assists in the harmonies to "Barrett's"
which is sung "Archipelago", meaning it is
actually a string of small islands.
In this picture, Mark looks to be 'out of  focus'.
This does not mean that we have already
played "Hocus Pocus", but he was rather a bit
fuzzy around the edges. We had found that for
a couple of weeks he was really and in person
FUZZY AROUND THE EDGES. His image was ill
defined and his focus was literally off. He is a
bit better defined at this time, but he is very
afraid of becoming out of phase again.

        
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Behind Wanda {doing her 'Pod Person'
imitation from the "Invasion of the Body
Snatchers" or maybe her 'I am from
Connecticut' imitation from "The Stepford
Wifes" or perhaps her 'I have kids and ride
motorcycles' imitation from "The Stafford
Wives"} we see Mark playing a pretty racy
bass. Looks like he is using his fingers to
move the strings. Pretty fancy.
The band is very lucky to have him on board.
He is light minutes [although it does not sound
like it, a light minute is a very, very long
distance] beyond the rest of us [with the
possible exception of Eh! Steve himself] in
musicianship. He has taken a punk band with
out a drummer and made it into a respectfulish
and well rounded circle of friends. Only when
Mark came on board, did Steve decide that all
was well enough.
Although we mostly tell people that we met
Mark through Dano [yes, THAT Dano from the
Clams] it is little known that Jim and Mark met
years earlier in the York correctional facility
[oddly known as the 'snail factory'] in Niantic,
CT., over an errant bar of soap. A strange
fellowship ensued as they retraced the
strange parallels their lives, to that point had
taken. With Catholic Schooling, St Thomas
Seminary and eventual imprisonment from the
events surrounding a life lived while addicted
to 'White out', our heroes still have many
strange stories in their past.
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more .
Mark lives in Branford ,Ct with his
wife Cheryl and their 2 cats "Beef"
and "Brockery". Mark works on
Helicopter fuel systems where he
treats people like "chew toys",
according to one bottle fed pity
factory.
  Cheryl married Mark despite a
tendency to regress to a state of
inflection, a look generally
resembling a "Phycho-killer",
which has become endearing to
those of us who don't know him
well.
  Mark likes to make his own
guitars and is able to design and
produce his own amps and
electronics. He is starting his own
business specifically tailoring gear
to individual needs of artisans or
folks with money. To be on his
waiting list email him at
mark.w.moore@hotmail.com .