
Here is Eh! Steve himself behind his electric
drum set. Steve is a former under wear model
who now makes a living in the steel fabrication
industry.
Steve will soon entertain us with the make and
model of his kit as well as regale us with stick
lore and all that sort of thing. Stay tuned!
He may wish to tell us what he likes about the
band and share some of his drum related
history.
Click here for a picture of Steve in his
modeling days with this tasty tidbit from the
"Sears Wish Book" 1975: click here
Steve enjoys a good ride on Children's
Bicycles. He still has his 1969 Sears Screamer
and is not afraid to be seen on TV on it. [Go
ahead and do a google video search on new
england muscle bicycle museum and fox tv 61,
we dare you]
Steve is a married to his high school
sweetheart and has reproduced a few times,
for the hell of it.
Since Steve is kind of paranoid about
information theft, we are not going to say that
he lives in **** *******, ** and won't divulge that
his last name is ****** or that he is an
*******-American, but that is pretty obvious from
his tan and the vowels on either side of his
name.
Steve is the band's namesake for reasons
unknown. It may be that he is tone deaf or
possibly that he refuses to sing. Either way, he
is a great fit in the band and never says no to
a stiff one.

Steve; living dangerously.
Little know fact: Steve often
"Conducts" the Melon Farmers during
performances. Don't be too surprised
when the whole band turns around to
watch him work his special magic with
the baton and flying hair and spittle.
Do not misbehave
at any of the live
shows! Eh! Steve
himself has been
know to dismantle
hecklers or
sleepers with his
laser beam eyes of
death.
You will be sitting
there feeling proud
of some trite joke
about stupid band
names and then piff
(!) you will be lucky
to ride in the
special bus that
kneels at the curb
when it stops at the
end of your new
pine ramp by your
front walk.