| All must hail the Corazon Blanco! This elixir of mischief has been responsible for many a great night and not too many crappy mornings. It is a young Tequila and does not have the spoiled gakk taste and smell, that the better and more sought after Mexican offerings seem to have. Mix with 25% Roses' sweetened lime over ice. Drink copiously and enjoy: *Pure happy buzz *Retainable finger control *Shocking wit *Love for fellow man *Staggering ability (the ability to stagger) *Cool Vases *indifference to volume *Slow and calm driving speeds *Memory loss *Speaking in tongues |
This is what used to be in the band's freezer. Get this together with a little cranberry juice and lime and there is going to be a party. However, this is way less forgiving than the Tequila. Ketel One will firmly remind you that you have had too much to drink by initiating the 1,000 mile stare, soon to be followed by a serious dimming of the lights as all systems fail. Although much better than the more expensive Grey Goose, you can still suffer from the "Ice pick to the back of the neck" headache. Steve favors this with a Red Bull energy drink for the Rocket to Russia drunk where "Fuck You" is used to say normal conversational tidbits like; "Gee, I disagree", "Um, are you teasing me?" or "Get out!" The phrase "You are an asshole!" would take on it's alternate meaning and be now an endearment. |
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